A New Kind Of Ritual

A New Kind Of Ritual

Sweet Red
$39.99
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A New Kind Of Ritual

A New Kind Of Ritual

$39.99
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Two flavors. Same ritual.

Red
Deeper. Tart. A little dramatic.
Designed to mirror the boldness of red wine — minus the consequences.

White
Light, smooth, and effortless.
A softer wind-down for slower nights.

Choose based on your mood.
Not your tolerance.

How to enjoy
Insert one full dropper of Tired Girl Tonic into a glass of still or sparkling water. Stir gently. Sip slowly.
Choose Your Flavor

Drop the wine, not the habit. Inspired by the flavors and feelings of a great glass — no hangovers. Just a sip-worthy routine you’ll actually look forward to.

✨ Ingredients
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A curated blend of premium ingredients

Clean, intentional, and made for your daily ritual.

L-Theanine
Magnesium Glycinate
Vitamin B6 (P5P)
💬 FAQs

Questions people ask before they swap the wine

Can I drive after drinking this?
Yes. Tired Girl Tonic is alcohol-free and non-intoxicating, so you can drive as usual. It’s designed to help you unwind without impairing clarity, focus, or coordination.
Does this contain 🍃🍃?
No. Tired Girl Tonic does not contain weed, THC, CBD, or any cannabis-derived ingredients. There’s nothing intoxicating inside — just a calm, supportive blend for winding down.
Is this actually a wine alternative?
Yes — it’s built for the same moment: that “I want a glass of something” feeling after a long day. It’s a relaxing ritual you can sip slowly, without alcohol.
Does it taste like wine?
It’s not trying to be wine. It’s meant to feel like a treat: smooth, easy to sip, and satisfying — like replacing the *habit* and vibe, not copying the flavor.
When should I drink it?
Evening is the sweet spot — after work, after dinner, during your “reset” routine, or whenever you’d normally pour a glass. Serve it chilled, pour it into a nice glass, and make it a moment.
Will it make me sleepy?
It’s designed to help you feel calmer and more relaxed, not “knocked out.” Many people describe it as taking the edge off so their body can naturally unwind.
Can I drink it every day?
Yes — it’s made to fit into a daily routine. If you’re pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or take medication, check with your healthcare provider first.
Can I mix it with anything?
Totally. Try sparkling water, ice, citrus, or a splash of juice to make it feel like a “mocktail.” You can also keep it simple and sip it straight.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.*

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Sip Happens Trio bundle
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Sip Happens Trio

Can’t decide? Get all three. One bottle for every mood — the easiest way to replace your wine ritual.

1 bottle • Crisp White
1 bottle • Sweet Red
1 bottle • Morning Mimosa
Save $11.99 per bottle
Total savings $35.97
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$134.97
Tip: If you’re gifting (or hosting), this is the easiest “everyone wins” pick.