How to Use Zero-Proof Wine Alternative

Tired Girl Tonic™

Your nightly wine ritual—without the alcohol. Same glass, same vibe… better tomorrow.

Alcohol-free • Non-intoxicating • No hangover energy
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You romanticizing your wind-down like it’s a weekday in Manhattan—minus the messy consequences.
THE RITUAL

Three steps. Zero proof. Very main character.

Shake, pour, sip—repeat nightly for best results. Same wine-glass energy, better mornings.

Shake It

Wake her up. A gentle shake before you pour.

Pour It

Add to sparkling water, a mocktail, or sip it straight. Wine glass encouraged.

Sip + Unwind

Slow down. Let your nervous system exhale. Consistency is the flex.

*Not a medication. Individual results may vary.
WHAT TO EXPECT

Calm, collected, and still in control.

Tired Girl Tonic™ isn’t about “getting sleepy.” It’s about getting unbothered—with the same wine-glass ritual, minus the alcohol.

Think of it like this: you get the wind-down moment—the pour, the glass, the vibe— without the messy consequences. No buzz. No hangover. Just a softer edge and a smoother night.

xoxo, Tired Girl Tonic

Alcohol-free
Non-intoxicating
Morning-friendly
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Individual results may vary.
QUESTIONS (BUT MAKE THEM CUTE)

The details, darling.

Everything you’d ask your group chat—answered. Short, sweet, and actually helpful.

When should I take Tired Girl Tonic™?

Any time you’d normally pour a glass of wine—after work, during your night routine, or before bed.

How fast will I feel it?

Some people feel the “exhale” quickly, others notice it more over consistent nightly use. The ritual matters—give it a little time to work with you.

Can I mix it into a mocktail?

Yes. Sparkling water, citrus, herbs—make it main character. Wine glass strongly encouraged.

Is it alcohol-free?

Yes—this is a zero-proof wine alternative. No intoxication. No hangover energy.

Is this a sleep medication?

No. It’s not a drug and it’s not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It’s a functional ritual designed to support winding down.

Who shouldn’t use it?

If you’re pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or take medication—check with your healthcare professional first.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
MIX IT YOUR WAY

Same ritual. Different pours.

Add Tired Girl Tonic™ to sparkling water, mocktails, zero-proof wine, or tea. Wine glass encouraged. Garnish optional. Main character required.

READY TO WIND DOWN?

Keep the ritual. Skip the wine.

Tired Girl Tonic™ is your zero-proof wine alternative for nights you want the vibe without the vino. Same glass, softer edge, better morning.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.