Tired Girl Tonic™
Your nightly wine ritual—without the alcohol. Same glass, same vibe… better tomorrow.
Three steps. Zero proof. Very main character.
Shake, pour, sip—repeat nightly for best results. Same wine-glass energy, better mornings.
Shake It
Wake her up. A gentle shake before you pour.
Pour It
Add to sparkling water, a mocktail, or sip it straight. Wine glass encouraged.
Sip + Unwind
Slow down. Let your nervous system exhale. Consistency is the flex.
Calm, collected, and still in control.
Tired Girl Tonic™ isn’t about “getting sleepy.” It’s about getting unbothered—with the same wine-glass ritual, minus the alcohol.
Think of it like this: you get the wind-down moment—the pour, the glass, the vibe— without the messy consequences. No buzz. No hangover. Just a softer edge and a smoother night.
xoxo, Tired Girl Tonic
The details, darling.
Everything you’d ask your group chat—answered. Short, sweet, and actually helpful.
When should I take Tired Girl Tonic™?
Any time you’d normally pour a glass of wine—after work, during your night routine, or before bed.
How fast will I feel it?
Some people feel the “exhale” quickly, others notice it more over consistent nightly use. The ritual matters—give it a little time to work with you.
Can I mix it into a mocktail?
Yes. Sparkling water, citrus, herbs—make it main character. Wine glass strongly encouraged.
Is it alcohol-free?
Yes—this is a zero-proof wine alternative. No intoxication. No hangover energy.
Is this a sleep medication?
No. It’s not a drug and it’s not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It’s a functional ritual designed to support winding down.
Who shouldn’t use it?
If you’re pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or take medication—check with your healthcare professional first.
Same ritual. Different pours.
Add Tired Girl Tonic™ to sparkling water, mocktails, zero-proof wine, or tea. Wine glass encouraged. Garnish optional. Main character required.
Sparkling Nightcap
Bubbles + citrus + TGT. It’s giving “I’ll sleep like a baby.”
Rosé Vibes
Pretty pour. No alcohol. No consequences.
Soft Night Tea
Cozy, calm, and completely unbothered.
Keep the ritual. Skip the wine.
Tired Girl Tonic™ is your zero-proof wine alternative for nights you want the vibe without the vino. Same glass, softer edge, better morning.